Umar Farooq

Thats our life fellows

Umar — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:53:56 +0000

HR Process

Umar — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:39:18 +0000

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.

“Welcome to Heaven ,” said St. Peter. “Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we’ve never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we’re not really sure what to do with you.”

“No problem, just let me in,” said the woman.

“Well, I’d like to, but I have higher orders. What we’re going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in.”

“Actually, I think I’ve made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven”, said the woman

“Sorry, we have rules…”

And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening owns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner.

She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her.

“Now it’s time to spend a day in heaven,” he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.

“So, you’ve spent a day in hell and you’ve spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity,”

The woman paused for a second and then replied, “Well, I never thought I’d say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell.”

So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.

When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.

The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

“I don’t understand,” stammered the woman, “yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable.”

The Devil looked at her smiled and told…

Yesterday we were recruiting you, Today you are an employee.

Drug Dealers VS Software Developers

Umar — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:58:59 +0000

Drug dealers	Software developers
Refer to their clients as “users”.	Refer to their clients as “users”.
“The first one’s free!”	“Download a free trial version…”
Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).	Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
Strange jargon: “Stick”, “Rock”, “Dime bag,” “E”.	Strange jargon: “SCSI”, “ISDN”, “Java”, “RTFM”
Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.	Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, more potent mixes.	Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, faster machines.
Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.	Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists (same thing).
Their product causes unhealthy addictions.	DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. ‘Nuff said.
Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.	Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!

Hospitality Tills - EPoS

Umar — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 04:44:14 +0000

An excellent, quick service, and a high quality of design. Also made suggestions on CMS, design etc, and was a great communicator. I hope to use him for many more of my clients.
Robert Wadke

My Space Clone

Umar — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:17:48 +0000

excellent coder , delivered the project prefectly . e even accomodated us since we have almos 75% change in the project guidelines . e will work with them in the future and i recommend them for every serious webmaster .
Chad

Online Apearel Store India

Umar — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:16:03 +0000

Very enthusiastic and responsive. Responded to all change and modification requests promptly. Have done an excellent job and I would like to work with them in the future too. Am sure this young team will do very well if they work in the same spirit with which they did this job. My best wishes to them.
Rajesh

www.musicadict.com

Umar — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:14:47 +0000

Umar is extremely creative and very patient when it comes to scope-creep! This web site started out as an idea and Umar was able to create an excellent base from which we both could build on together. As he designed, I thought of new ideas, he implemented and we worked very well together.

Thanks -djt

M. Callen

Umar — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:13:18 +0000

Umar is the man! Thanks for the great designs, diligent workmanship, and excellent delivery!

www.cyqo.com

Umar — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:11:58 +0000

I really enjoyed working with Umar. He totally understands what you want, and makes it happen. Thanks man.
Mike

Amazing Lays

Umar — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:10:30 +0000

The work was completed to a very high standard. And communication was excellent. I would recommend to anyone.
Micheal